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{"type":"standard","title":"The Governor's Wife Offering","displaytitle":"The Governor's Wife Offering","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q108887437","titles":{"canonical":"The_Governor's_Wife_Offering","normalized":"The Governor's Wife Offering","display":"The Governor's Wife Offering"},"pageid":80027904,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/13/%E9%83%BD%E7%9D%A3%E5%A4%AB%E4%BA%BA%E7%A6%AE%E4%BD%9B%E5%9C%96.jpg/330px-%E9%83%BD%E7%9D%A3%E5%A4%AB%E4%BA%BA%E7%A6%AE%E4%BD%9B%E5%9C%96.jpg","width":320,"height":291},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/13/%E9%83%BD%E7%9D%A3%E5%A4%AB%E4%BA%BA%E7%A6%AE%E4%BD%9B%E5%9C%96.jpg","width":3543,"height":3221},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1294042562","tid":"a0cb43da-41d5-11f0-8aed-21ba23a11960","timestamp":"2025-06-05T06:23:43Z","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Governor's_Wife_Offering","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Governor's_Wife_Offering?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Governor's_Wife_Offering?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_Governor's_Wife_Offering"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Governor's_Wife_Offering","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/The_Governor's_Wife_Offering","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Governor's_Wife_Offering?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_Governor's_Wife_Offering"}},"extract":"The Governor's Wife Offering is a large portrait mural on the southern wall of the corridor in Cave 130, Mogao Caves, Dunhuang, created by an unknown artist during the Tianbao era of the Tang Dynasty. The original work has been severely damaged, and see now is a restoration copy by Duan Wenjie, a former director of the Dunhuang Academy.","extract_html":"
The Governor's Wife Offering is a large portrait mural on the southern wall of the corridor in Cave 130, Mogao Caves, Dunhuang, created by an unknown artist during the Tianbao era of the Tang Dynasty. The original work has been severely damaged, and see now is a restoration copy by Duan Wenjie, a former director of the Dunhuang Academy.
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