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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the scarecrow win an award?","punchline":"Because he was outstanding in his field.","id":333}
{"slip": { "id": 74, "advice": "Work is never as important as you think it is."}}
{"type":"programming","setup":"Hey, wanna hear a joke?","punchline":"Parsing HTML with regex.","id":395}
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