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Sirens is the second full-length studio album by Buffalo-based metalcore band It Dies Today, released on October 17, 2006. It is the last recorded material with vocalist Nick Brooks until the band's 2023 reunion.
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The 6th Annual Kids' Choice Sports was taped on July 11, 2019 at the Barker Hangar in Santa Monica, California, and was broadcast on August 10. Hall of Fame Athlete and talk show host Michael Strahan hosted the show for the second time. Strahan previously hosted the inaugural show in 2014. As of 2024, this is the last award show held.
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