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{"type":"general","setup":"What time is it?","punchline":"I don't know... it keeps changing.","id":77}
{"slip": { "id": 163, "advice": "Big things have small beginnings."}}
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The Instituto de Enseñanza Secundaria Lope de Vega is a public high school in Madrid, Spain. It is located in the calle de San Bernardo. It is operated by the regional administration of the Community of Madrid.
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