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Osceola Town Hall is a historic town hall located at Osceola in Lewis County, New York. It was built in 1882 as Osceola Methodist Church. It is a one-story, three bay wide, four bay deep Carpenter Gothic building surmounted by a steeply pitched metal clad gable roof with decorative wood trim. In the 1920s, it was converted for use as a town hall and later a library as well.
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