{"type":"general","setup":"What did Michael Jackson name his denim store?","punchline":"Billy Jeans!","id":159}
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{"type":"general","setup":"How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?","punchline":"1 or 2? 1... or 2?","id":141}
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