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Olenivka is a village in Podilsk Raion, Odesa Oblast, southern Ukraine, located at 47° 57' 16\"n, 29° 30' 45\"e, near the Dniester River border with Moldova. Olenivka belongs to Balta urban hromada, one of the hromadas of Ukraine. It is approximately 110 kilometres (68 mi) from Chișinău.
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{"fact":"The oldest cat to give birth was Kitty who, at the age of 30, gave birth to two kittens. During her life, she gave birth to 218 kittens.","length":136}
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{"type":"programming","setup":"Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?","punchline":"Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.","id":418}
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